Quick Post: Mary and Max

Hey there people, acabei de assistir “Mary and Max”, depois de ter gravado dois DVD’s (da primeira vez a legenda não foi), e não podia deixar de passar aqui para recomendar o filme! Muito bom mesmo, para quem está duvidando por ser feito de massinha, por parecer infantil ou entediante, ou qualquer outro motivo, vão algumas frases ótimas do filme, que envolve, e faz você rir e chorar! Se for assistir, não leia as frases, perde a graça, mas se você não pretende ver, leia até mudar de idéia e se já viu, leia para recordar!

Bjss e abraços

Max Jerry Horovitz: Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes.


"True friendship is seen through the heart not through the eyes."


Max Jerry Horovitz: Butts are bad because they wash out to sea and fish smoke them and become nicotine dependent.


"God gave us relatives .....thank God we can choose our friends."


"You should never weight more than your refrigerator."


Max Jerry Horovitz: Do you have a favourite-sounding word? My top 5 are ointment, bumblebee, Vladivostok, banana and testicle.


“When I was young, I invented an invisible friend called Mr Ravioli. My psychiatrist says I don't need him anymore so he just sits in the corner and reads.”


"People like to believe in God because it answers complicated questions."


"Love was not like Rubik's Cube. It could not be solved."


"Humans were endlessly illogical. Why did they throw out food when there were children starving in India? Why did they clear the rainforests when they needen the oxygen? And why did they create bus timetables when they never ran on time?"


"It would be good if there was a Fat Fairy. She would be a bit like the Tooth Fairy but would suck out your fat."


Max Jerry Horovitz: I have also invented some new words. "Confuzzled", which is being confused and puzzled at the same time, "snirt", which is a cross between snow and dirt, and "smushables", which are squashed groceries you find at the bottom of the bag. I have sent a letter to the Oxford Dictionary people asking them to include my words but I have not heard back.


"Piranhas are gold fish that have teeth."


"Did you know that turtles can breathe through their anuses?"


“If a taxi goes backwards does the driver owe you money?"